Name me a peddler of conspiracy theories for those who like, however I’ve had a great take a look at that piece of silver paper on Mars and it appears very very like a KitKat wrapper to me (Nasa rover sighting reignites fears about human area particles, 16 June).
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If we’re having a great clearout, why probably not go for it (‘No ethics at No 10’: Boris Johnson considers scrapping Lord Geidt’s function, 16 June)? There’s tons extra we may chuck: referees, site visitors wardens, HMRC, the judiciary. Oh, and most of all, that pesky little voice, conscience.
Somebody ought to inform Helen Hurford, the Tory candidate within the Tiverton and Honiton byelection (Report, 17 June), that it isn’t for the offender to say when to “transfer on” (from Partygate). Slightly, that’s within the remit of the offended.
Given the state of our airports, the Russian spy apprehended attempting to make a fast getaway from Gatwick (Report, 15 June) should have had a remarkably poor intelligence community.
The “big face” carved on the tree in Blean Woods with foliage rising from its eyes and nostrils (An ideal stroll to an awesome pub: The Tyler’s Kiln, Canterbury, Kent, 10 June) appears like a Inexperienced Man, a pagan picture typically present in historical church buildings.